Because my Russian ain’t great!

Glad to see a colleague of mine. She is very sweet and kind. She reminds me of my own sister whom I haven’t seen for so long. A few days ago, I sent her an e-mail with some URL’s that I have been working on for the last two months. I look forward to hearing her opinions about them. Not because she’s a expert in web/blog designing, simply because I respect her inputs.

Colleague: “Girl, thanks for your e-mail and how have you been?”

Me: “I have been very very busy but I am fine, thanks. How are you?”

Colleague: “I am doing well, although my husband has been ill for almost two days now”

Me: “Ow, is he okay? What’s wrong with him?”

Colleague: “Well, nothing serious, he is having pain on his ankle”

Me: “Can he walk?”

Colleague: “Yes, he can but it hurts a little bit”

Me: “I can imagine that”

Colleague: “Your blogs look great, by the way!”

Me: “Thanks, I’ve done my best”

Colleague: “I also visited your forums and they look fine too”

Me: “Really? Thanks …. That’s why I have been very busy, you see?”

Colleague: “I understand,but why do you write in English on all of your sites?”

Me: “Well, because my Russian ain’t great!”

Colleague: “You with your confusing joke!”

Screaming and spitting

On January 4th, I had to hurry myself for my 15.00 o’clock appointment with my dentist. When I got there, I excused myself to the receptionist for being late for almost two minutes. She said that it was not such a big deal at all because the dentist was still with another patient. After checking my name and my appointment on her computer, she said:

“No, you are not late, in fact you are very early”

“You are ten days too early” she added

Me: “Ten days, what do you mean?”

Receptionist: “You have had an appointment for January 14th, instead of January 4th”

Me: “Are you sure?”

Receptionist: “Unless, you are someone else”

My inner voice: “You simply don’t know the difference between the 4th and the 14th, woman!”

Great, I got very nervous about seeing my dentist absolutely for nothing. That night I told my friends about my appoinment and one of them said that now I had another ten days to be nervous about it. And he was right.

The next day I called the receptionist and managed to set another appointment for January 11th at 15.00 o’clock. At least, I had only one week to be nervous about seeing my dentist.

I was present at my dentist on time. You would probably think that I was actually having the time of my life and couldn’t wait to see her. Well, you are mistaken. I was there because I needed too. In my head there were so many worse scenarios about how my appointment was going to be like. One particular scenario described how my dentist gave me to much anesthetic and I died because of it. Before I went on with other horrible scenarios in my head, my dentist said:

“Okay, I’ll give you two anesthetic shots. One for your left and one for your right”

After a few seconds she asked whether I started to feel some tintling on those two areas in my mouth.

Me: “Yes, I feel some on my right”

Dentist: “And on your left?”

Me: “Nothing yet, Doc”

Dentist: “In that case, I’ll give you another shot there”

After another few seconds she started to drill my tooth and I screamed like a child! It hurt!

And I mean HURT!

I think that my dentist may have missed the shot and placed the anesthetic too far away from the nerve of the tooth. She decided to give me some other shots directly around my tooth. Suddenly I got a very bitter taste in the back of my mouth and needed to spit it out.

And I spitted it out, again and again.

Three minutes later, the dentist could finally start her torture without me screaming and spitting. This kind of torture reminded me of why I have always been afraid of seeing my dentist volunteerly. I was glad that she finished it within about twenty minutes. I thanked her and went home.

I spent the next two days feeling numb and miserable. It was not only about the discomfort that was caused by the torture but I was also very hungry. I wanted to eat. I needed to eat but I couldn’t even open my mouth properly, let alone chew some solid food. I have had now another two appointments with the dentist. One thing for sure that I’ll eat A LOT before I’ll let her to torture me on the next two appointments!

That Old Music

Today I had a short and confusing conversation with an associate during our tea break:

Associate: “I heard a lot of christmas music this morning. Not really my music but it sounded so homy though”

Me: “Well, it’s appropriate music before and during the holidays. What is your music?”

Associate: “I really like to listen to some Pop, R&B and Jazz”

Me: “Jazz? It sounds a little bit too improvised to me”

Associate: “hmmm… I know what you mean. But if you listen long enough, you’ll get it”

Me: “I suppose so”

Associate: “And you, what kind of music do you listen to?”

Me: “It depens on my mood, sometimes I listen to Pop, sometimes Lounge, and sometimes Classical and Opera music”

Associate: “Classical? André Rieu’s music?”

Me: “André Rieu? No, some of Bach, Debussy, Puccini and so on …. “

Associate: “O, you mean that old music”

(It was my turn to get very confused!)

“Mister Wonderful”

I just received a long phone call from one of my girlfriends. She told me that she have had a date with a guy who she had been chatting and calling for a few weeks with. They setted up their date in a very nice and cozy restaurant downtown.

“When he entered the restaurant he looked very impressive in his long black coat”, she said. “His smile is absolutely amazing”, she added. But when he took his coat off, my girlfriend was stunned by his t-shirt that he wore underneath. And it was not just a t-shirt, but one with a print “Mister Wonderful” on it. She said that she couldn’t help staring at his t-shirt and wondered whether it was his lucky t-shirt that he usully wears during a date.

Dating Etiquette

I could hardly believe what she was telling me! Guys, guys, guys, nobody expects you to wear a tuxedo during a date but “Mister Wonderful t-shirt”? You and I only have one chance to make a good first impression at a first date. If you ruin it, you simply ruin it.

I really think that two people should make a kind of agreement about what they should and should not wear for their first date. And if it is absolutely up to me, there should be a law that prohibits people from wearing that kind of t-shirts during a date!

Would my grilfriend see that guy again? This was her answer, “I liked the guy but I really wished he would have put some more effort into his appearance as I did but he didn’t”  Well, I supposse that each person simply wants to be taken seriously. And she deserves someone who would take her seriously and appreciate her in the way she does. I am really proud of her!